DEAR EXAMINER,
OVER THE PAST MONTH, I HAVE MADE A NICE FRIEND,
ONLY, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO I AM.
RECENTLY I TRIED PUTTING MY NAME ON HERE,
SO WE COULD FIND OUT MORE ABOUT EACH OTHER.
THE PROBLEM IS, YOU REDACTED MY NAME.
OK, MAYBE YOU HAD A REASON, BUT PLEASE DON'T.
THIS PERSON REALLY NEEDS TO KNOW...
HELL, YOU CAN READ WHAT'S AT STAKE HERE.
EXAMINER, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU A BIG FAVOUR...
PLEASE DO NOT REDACT THE NAME I'M GOING TO PUT.
AS FOR YOU ALFIE, I HOPE THIS IS ENOUGH.
SEE HOW I'M BEGGING THIS COMPLETE STRANGER?
THIS IS IT. MY NAME IS OMEGA
- O