AAAND... I'M RIGHT! PEOPLE ARE DICKS. IT'S NOT ME.
REALLY, THOUGH, I KNEW IT ALL ALONG.
SINCE I WAS A KID, IT'S JUST BEEN THE SAME OLD SHIT.
EVERYONE IS THE SAME. THEY ALL SUCK.
HOW CAN LIFE BE SO CRUEL TO US, O?
O? IT FEELS STUPID CALLING YOU THAT...
LOOK, IF I TELL YOU MY NAME, YOU TELL ME YOURS.
EXCUSES WILL BE TREATED AS PERSONAL INSULTS.
- ALFIE